Anonymous asked:

Could you write a Hijack in which Hiccup is super shy and gets kind of intimidated by Jack's perfect teeth and try to hide his own (I don't know. Maybe turning his face or hiding his mouth whenever he's talking with Jack) and this bothers Jack (specially because he had seen Hiccup smiling widely to other people), so he tries to force Hiccup to show his whole face to him... or something like that? Please?

bansheeava answered:

He was just a little envious, having to witness those pretty white pearls that his boyfriend always aimed his way. How he ran his tongue over his own, slightly crooked teeth. He’d always been pretty self-conscious about them. But he just hadn’t really taken a notice of how awkward they were until he’d met Jack.

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straight boys are weak and pathetic, queer girls walk into the ladies changing room and see ten women naked, do they stare? do they say something inappropriate? do they make them uncomfortable? no because they have the common fucking sense to recognise when a situation is sexual and that people deserve the most basic level of respect to not be harassed, yet here we are banning shorts and low cut tops in school because straight boys are weak and pathetic